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HIGH PRIESTESS
Good day, my name is Nell. I am the founder of the Colbertic religion.
I'm sure there are many Colbertics out there, lost and without guidance,
but I am the one who decided to name it an official religion and
make this site.
Just for the
record, this bio is so long only in case Stephen Colbert sees it,
because I want to impress him with all the fancy stuff I do. I'm
not an egomaniac or nothin'. I promise... (kisses reflection
in computer screen).
About me... I am 14 years old (read: ageless) and divide my time
between New York and California. I would very much like to move
to London or some quaint English village someday. I am an artist,
supposedly, and am particularly passionate about music (songwriting,
guitar, drums and singing - listen to my music here)
but also enjoy illustration, graphic design, web design (obviously),
film, writing, comic book writing/drawing, fashion design and pretty
much anything that has to do with the arts and humanities. I'm big
on comedy and have a taste in humor which most of my peers, shall
we say, can't quite relate to ::kaff-american-pie-or-ghost-world-you-decide-kaff::
Oh well. I always have my pet rock to speak with. ::looks at pet
rock:: Hellloooo, Waldo... would you like to come and play?
How I discovered his Colberticness... well, once Jon Stewart took
over The Daily Show (eat me, Kilborne!) it became one of the most
witty, sophisticated, clever shows on TV and my family and I started
watching it religiously (literally). Stephen Colbert always stood
out as one of the most talented people on the show and after a while
he really grew on me. I can really relate to his humor - ironic,
insulting, sharp and with a great deal of flourish. And ladies,
he's a looker! Now that's what I call a man. Boys my age:
go make some more jokes about male masturbation and poop (well,
UNFUNNY jokes about male masturbation and poop) and leave me be.
Here's something impressive: I was featured on the front page of
the Datebook in the San Francisco Chronicle in an article about
my various creative projects and the fact that I'm homeschooled.
Read it here.
The article mentions this website. See? I'm not just some insane
stalker fangirl with no talent or life to speak of - I'm an insane
stalker fangirl with a future!
If you want to know any more fascinating factoids about me and my
opinions of the world, e-mail
me. Or, if you want to be angry at someone, e-mail anyway. I
get bored sometimes. And if you are Stephen Colbert: e-mail me,
call me, write me, whatever. Or you could just show up at my house
one day.
And make sure to visit my other sites. If you don't, I will hurt
you. The starting point to get to those would be Nellmedia.com.
Thanks!
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