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"And then, upon seeing Lord Colbert's beaming spectacles of light reflect the burning sun-god, the Warrior Kibble spoketh this forever remembered Holy speech:

"And thus upon thee unworthy self shalt be thrusteth thee most almighty immortal's revelations. Thus, thee inferior one shalt be amused every night at 11:00pm, then 1:00am and 7:00pm, on Comedy Central. Amen!"

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The Colbertic Book, Volume I, The Book of Steve, passage 64 line 2.

 


About Us

Mr. Stephen Colbert is best known as a comedian featured on The Daily Show and Strangers with Candy. However, those of us who are enlightened by the radiant, heavenly light which streams from his almighty soul know better. He is, indeed, the one true god.

But what of Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Paganism and every legitimate and illegitimate religion around the world? Do those not count at least as much as Colbertism? You may have for some reason thought this, having been taught by a blind, cruel world. Don't worry, we do not judge, we are a nonjudgmental religion (well, at least to SOME people...). Your naivete only shows that you are innocent enough to be taught the RIGHT way of thinking. OUR way.

You see, all those ancient gods are simply fictional characters created by some bored college kids from before recorded time. But indeed the Colbertic one is above all that - in his world, bored college kids aren't even allowed to think.



So find the true meaning of life and some tasty appetizers here at the Colbertic Realm. Your worship will not be rewarded.









Where to Go?

Poll *please vote!*
The current poll is: What animal does Stephen most resemble? The results will be used in an unfinished study for the "Colbertic Writings" section.
Gallery

Here you may view photographs of none other than the one true god.
Biography
Here you may read all about the Colbertic one's past and how this magnificent leader came to be known to us.
The High Priestess
Nell: Warrior Kibble is a very wonderful, beautiful person whom you should be grateful to. Here's a little something that explains her and how she came about to founding the religion of the Colbertics.
Sightings
Do you think the Colbertic one is almighty? Of course you do! Want to bask in his excellence? Who wouldn't! Here are some places he has been known to be sighted, so that you may seek them out and appreciate his wit.
Teachings
The glasses-adorned, eyebrow-raising, dimple-exposing, wise-crack making Stephen Colbert is, as we all know, the ultimate worship figure. Here are some of the most profound things he has said on television and in interviews.

Colbert/Site News
Check out what's going in the world of Stephen and any updates to this site.

Colbertic Writings
Our Lord has been known to inspire creativity among the minds of, well... he has been known to inspire The High Priestess. Here are some written articles focused on Stephen Colbert and related topics, manifestations of said inspiration.
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Just what it says - the best place on the net to discuss Colbert with like-minded individuals! Also a place to be notified of any updates to the Realm. This doubles as a member roster.


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